Thanks to Scott Oden and his insidious plot to take over the world, my blog is now infested with gnomes.
Not just any gnomes, no, I couldn't get garden variety garden gnomes, I had to get nefarious underpants gnomes. The UP Gnome wouldn't leave until I let him have the Lucky the Leprechaun boxers I bought for a friend.
The gnome promptly shrunk them down to gnome size, placed them on his head, and ran off in the direction of Beth Ciotta's blog, muttering about how his Evil Overlordness, Scott, would cackle with glee and twirl his cheesy mustache.
There was also some comment about being unleashed on the village idiot, but I didn't catch it all. Powered by the awesome energy of underwear, the little guy was mighty quick.
Since I'm only a minion, I bear no responsibility for this whatsoever. It's good to be an underling! (*sits back, with popcorn, to watch the show*)