The accounting gnome whispered in my ear, "That's only 1666 words a day. It takes you 1500 words to get warmed up on anything. Piece of cake."
The procrastination gnome rubbed his hands together and said, "Hey, some time away from The Fantasy Novel will do you good. Maybe you work on the SF Novel in your spare time too. Don't forget to surf the 'Net, lots of fun stuff out there. Oh, look, a bird! Maybe you should read up on birds, just in case. And research, don't forget to resear-- AIEEEEEEE."
(Blogger's note - It is with regret we announce the sudden vacation of the procrastination gnome. He had the uncontrollable urge to mail himself to Uzbekistan.)
The underpants gnome merely smiled. The sissypants gnome sat in the corner, beating his head against the wall and wailing, "What have you done? What have you done?!?"
50,000 words. 30 days. Is Captain Chaos up to the task? The gnomes are already taking bets. Will this coveted GnomeAward be won? -------------->
Stay tuned. It's going to be a Chaotic November.
Just the way I like it.