I wish the mere thought of going to the gym translated into a workout…
Some days it’s time to tune to the oldies rock station, other days it’s the most annoying channel on the planet.
Do you ever find yourself repeating a tagline from a commercial while using the product? Scary, isn’t it?
Some days I want to write my job orders in haiku
Must pass drug test
or no employment
Our new office building has two air conditioning settings – Deep Freeze and Arctic Chill