1. Does the orange juice in the vodka count as a serving of fruit?
2. Why can’t dogs be more like cats and sleep past 5:00a.m.??
3. It’s scary how much sports drinks and engine coolant look alike.
4. Despite the fact I have business cards, I still don’t feel like an adult…
5. How come there are dozens of movies I want to see, until I’m ready to rent a DVD, when they vanish?